WORKING ON
if my friends were in middle-earth (on hold until I get my writing inspiration back)

middle earth meme
sansa stark meme
new minimalist gifsets
silmarillion cast
make me choose

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Blogs I co-run
fyeahtheraceofmen
fyeahthesilmarillion
housemartellofsunspear

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+ ranger(s)
James. 24. A Scot living in England. A Dúnedain ranger and the blood of Númenor who constantly talks about Tolkien's books and lore. Here you will find a lot of appreciation for Faramir, Sansa Stark, Tolkien's race of Men and House Nymeros Martell.

I don’t respond nicely to bullshit, especially when people try to police what I post in my own blog. So if you're here to tell me what I "should" or "shouldn't" post on my page, don't even bother.

requests:
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"if d&d wrote lord of the rings…" by casey and james

[05:28:41] Casey: SAM CASUALLY STANDS BY AS FRODO IS HAULED AWAY BY ORCS

[05:30:40] Casey: MERRY INSULTS PIPPIN FOR BEING A HOBBIT AND CALLS HIM WEAK DESPITE BEING ONE HIMSELF

[05:30:55] Casey: ELROND SAYS THIS IS ALL HIS FAULT BC HE DIDNT PUSH ISILDUR INTO MOUNT DOOM

[05:31:27] James: FARAMIR INSULTS EOWYN FOR BEING A WOMAN THEN GOES BACK TO HIS CHAMBERS WHERE A RED HEADED WHORE IS WAITING FOR HIM

[05:31:46] Casey: BOROMIR BEATS UP FRODO WITH HIS SHIELD

[05:32:10] Casey: LEGOLAS’ NAME IS CHANGED TO LEGORA BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE ANOTHER NAME

[05:32:17] James: EOMER CASUALLY SHOOTS WOMEN WITH HIS CROSSBOW

[05:32:45] Casey: ARWEN IS JUST NAKED ALL THE TIME.

[05:33:11] Casey: THEODEN IS NEEDLESSLY AGED BY FOUR THOUSAND YEARS AND IS JUST SUPER FUCKING CRANKY LOOKING

[05:34:29] James: DENETHOR RUNS A BROTHEL AND IT BECOMES THE CENTRE OF THE MOVIES

[05:35:20] James: THEODRED IS NOT IN THE MOVIES BECAUSE WHO CARES ABOUT BROTHERS/COUSINS WHEN YOU CAN JUST MAKE EOMER THE HEIR OF EVERYTHING

[05:36:19] Casey: ARAGORN NEVER GETS ANDURIL BC NAH WE DONT NEED THAT

[05:36:53] James: EOWYN MEETS UP WITH THE FELLOWSHIP AT MORIA AND DRAGS AWAY PIPPIN AND HIS BEST FRIEND MERRY IS LIKE “K”

[05:37:20] Casey: GOLDBERRY BECOMES A MAJOR CHARACTER AND IS JUST NAKED. ALL THE TIME. THATS IT.

[05:43:19] James: GALADRIEL USES THE PHRASE “MOST WOMEN ARE IDIOTS”

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